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maraschino-virgin:

the-treble:

fuck-benedict:

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

can we just collectively agree that this rule applies to the apartment you’re sharing with 3 college buddies as well

(via bidonica)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via okay)

themiseducationofb

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

(via sparklycuntfairy)

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

(via pizza)